When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"

His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."

Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"

"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.

"You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.

"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend."

thats pretty funny

Currently Listening Ahora Le Toca al Cangri! Live By Daddy Yankee all of them see related

well i finaly broke down and went to the docter to see why i feel so sick and i got bronkitus. this freeking sucks. i did get to stay home though wich wasn't to bad this is the first day that i have been able to get out of school. the only bad part is that i hafto go back tommarow. oh well the next two days are b days wich wont be to bad.

oh ya tuesday was the international fair. it was well for lack of a better word fun. till ms. lawson made us turn off our music becuese well of two things one itwas not the type of music they wanted played abd well somthing about alot well everybody elses boomboxes ending up it the back corner but that is all im going to say about that.

c ya joshua

today sucks. i feel like crap.

oh ya i forgot about friday over the weekend. so im setting in studyhall right and were all in the lib. and this patrick weever kid comes over nad is like "whats up fat ass" and i dont think that i hearing this so im like what and he goes"shut the fuck up" and i knowing that ms. whatever her name is is looking at us like she wants us to do something to give us a ditention go "dude you need to get out of here with that. and he goes "bitch"

well that was anuf so i pushed him out of the libary and we get to the door and i slamed him into the door frame. needless to say ms. whoever sees this and gets ms. lewis . well since miss lewis didn't realy care and becuese im so good i get off scot clean.

but this isnt the end of the story. after school i see him again and he laffs at me, and since ms. lewis is right their i do nothing, so i wait and see him go down the back hallway so im like time to make an example of him and hes sees me and runs into mr.finzils room.

so i figure that i'll get him sometime this week, i teel you i never relize how bab freshman are till i wasn't one but these freshman think they own the school this cant last for long.

c ya joshua

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well, what to say what to say.

well at school we have like 7 or 8 new students but only one in the soph. class. his name is dan.

gas has gone a little back down, right after we get or jetta back that uses deseil which the price of hasn't changed. irony at its best,

well nothing else has realy happned so c ya later

ok today i mad everybodys going paintballin and i cant go becuese of fucking gas prices

gd price gowging they f"ing rased the price of the gas in the ground to 3.27 yesterday ya like i got 50 bucks to go play paintball with at this rate is ganna be $100 just to fill up a tank of gas